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No-Fluff Marketing Audit

$500.00

One Hour. Brutal Truth. A Plan You Can Use.

You’ve wasted enough time and money on marketing that fizzles.

For $500, I’ll rip through your messaging, funnel, or campaign live on Zoom and tell you - without sugar-coating, but still kind - what’s broken, what works, and what to do next.

What You Get:

  • One-Hour Audit:

    Bring your site, campaign, and emails. Anything that’s keeping you up at night. I’ll dissect it live, on the call.

  • No Fluff, No Pitch:

    You get blunt, honest feedback. If it’s great, I’ll say so. If it’s broken, I’ll tell you how to fix it.

  • Recording + Priority Plan:

    Full session recording and a written summary of your top fixes, next steps, and what to double down on.

  • Action—Not Homework:

    You leave with a list you can actually use, not a pile of “maybes.”

Who This Is For:

  • Leaders, founders, or marketers who want a second set of eyes from someone who’s seen it all

  • Businesses and orgs who can’t afford another failed campaign or lost quarter

  • Anyone tired of agencies who just “yes” you to death

Why Book a Tear-Down?

  • I’ve fixed messes for brands, nonprofits, and campaigns you’ve heard of, and I won’t waste your time.

  • You get the truth, fast, and a path forward.

  • There’s no upsell, no retainer, and no commitment, unless you want more.

Investment:

$500

(1-hour live Zoom session; includes recording and written priority plan)

Ready to stop guessing and start fixing?

One Hour. Brutal Truth. A Plan You Can Use.

You’ve wasted enough time and money on marketing that fizzles.

For $500, I’ll rip through your messaging, funnel, or campaign live on Zoom and tell you - without sugar-coating, but still kind - what’s broken, what works, and what to do next.

What You Get:

  • One-Hour Audit:

    Bring your site, campaign, and emails. Anything that’s keeping you up at night. I’ll dissect it live, on the call.

  • No Fluff, No Pitch:

    You get blunt, honest feedback. If it’s great, I’ll say so. If it’s broken, I’ll tell you how to fix it.

  • Recording + Priority Plan:

    Full session recording and a written summary of your top fixes, next steps, and what to double down on.

  • Action—Not Homework:

    You leave with a list you can actually use, not a pile of “maybes.”

Who This Is For:

  • Leaders, founders, or marketers who want a second set of eyes from someone who’s seen it all

  • Businesses and orgs who can’t afford another failed campaign or lost quarter

  • Anyone tired of agencies who just “yes” you to death

Why Book a Tear-Down?

  • I’ve fixed messes for brands, nonprofits, and campaigns you’ve heard of, and I won’t waste your time.

  • You get the truth, fast, and a path forward.

  • There’s no upsell, no retainer, and no commitment, unless you want more.

Investment:

$500

(1-hour live Zoom session; includes recording and written priority plan)

Ready to stop guessing and start fixing?

Can I apply this fee to future work?

Yes. If you book an Action Blueprint Intensive within 30 days, your $500 Tear-Down fee is credited toward the full price.

What should I bring to the session?

Anything you want reviewed—website, campaigns, emails, ads, reports. If it’s part of your marketing mess, it’s fair game.

Who will be on the call?

Just you (and your team, if you want). You get my undivided attention—no handoffs, no junior staff.

Will you try to sell me on something else?

No. You’ll get actionable advice, not a sales pitch. If you want more help after, you know where to find me.

What if I need more than an hour?

The Tear-Down is designed to give you clarity fast. For deeper work, the full-day Action Blueprint is the next step.